All the president's men are fucking with you
But at least Elon's feelings aren't hurt
Welcome back to Hot Tip, dearest pals! This week is the five-year anniversary of Covid hitting the US in full force, which means that (legally speaking) I am still 26. This year on my birthday, I will be turning 26. I am 26 forever now.
Hot Tip is currently discounted for monthly and annual subscriptions! If you are enjoying the news an…
Keep reading with a 7-day free trial
Subscribe to Hot Tip to keep reading this post and get 7 days of free access to the full post archives.