Elon Musk is president, apparently

Probable government shutdown + the products that actually improved my life this year

Welcome back to Hot Tip! I had to report for jury duty this morning, and not the fun kind where a bunch of people trick me into thinking we’re on a jury but I’m actually just becoming a beloved television star.

Again, this is not me. I was at a real courthouse, and James Marsden wasn’t even there.

I was dismissed after one hour and then went for a breakf…