Welcome back to Hot Tip, babes of the internet! I write to you from my couch, where I am currently icing my arm (and my ego) after tripping over absolutely nothing and slo-mo wiping tf out on my morning walk, in view of several people. But at least my day isn’t going as badly as Marco Rubio’s, who spent it getting thoroughly roasted by some of his forme…
Even Abraham Lincoln is in debt
Plus Joe Biden's health, Sesame Street saved, and an underwater sculpture park
