Hot Tip summer + MDW sale!

Because what's today without a deal and a hot dog, or four?

I hope you’re enjoying the day at the pool/beach/BBQ/your child’s wedding that you are actually attending, because you’re not a very sleepy sociopath. In honor of me getting three of my absolute favorite things in one day—French Open tennis, online sales, and at least one but realistically two hot dogs—Hot Tip paid subs are 25% off today and tomorrow!!!