If you like piña coladas and getting caught on a plane

Then your name is probably Rafael Edward Cruz.

Please forgive my delay in writing, as I had another wisdom tooth-related surgery this week to fix the first one, about which I will spare you the details—my friends, however, have not been as lucky. My jaw is bruised but she is finally healing, as is nature, according to the AI video of a puppy riding a dolphin your aunt sent you. Yes, we are so fucked…