Make America Great Depression Again

Plus Tesla's bad earnings report, Hegseth maybe headed out, + Le Creuchella

Welcome back to Hot Tip, my gorgeous pals. Today is Earth Day, and so on behalf of our glorious mother planet let me just say: “uhhh wtf are y’all doin down there?” and also “hahahah no seriously please stop!!!” Because according to photos, our one precious home is looking a lot different than it did when it was dubbed “The Blue Marble” 50 years ago. Th…