Mentally fine president warns Americans of animatronic Joe Biden

So where's the book, Jake Tapper?

Welcome back to Hot Tip, you beautiful nerds! I begin this week with an offering in the form of a thoughtfully-curated summer playlist—guaranteed to get you in the mood for barbecues, Wimbledon, beach days, spritzes, fireworks, fresh herbs, and surprising tan lines (but don’t forget sunscreen!!!!!) And to the summer birthday gals: it’s our time to shine…