Mikes I Know More About Than The New Speaker Of The House

I don't know who the third most powerful person in American politics is, but I know who it isn't

1. Michael Jordan, star of Space Jam

2. Michael B. Jordan

3. Mike’s Hard Lemonade

4. Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino

5. Mike (Of “& Ike”)

6. Mike Ditka

7. Magic Mike

8. Michael Phelps

9. Mike Tyson, star of The Hangover

10. Mike Johnson (but the one from The Bachelorette)

11. Michael Moore

12. Mike Myers (Shrek)

13. Michael Myers (murderous Halloween villain)