Senate votes to kill some of us, as a treat

Lisa Murkowski, you'll never get a fruit basket from me

If you’re feeling iffy about celebrating America’s 249th birthday this week, same, and fear not. You can instead celebrate my 32nd on Thursday, July 3. Truly, nothing would make me happier than if—for even the briefest of moments—you find yourself at a BBQ, hot dog or hamburger in hand (but actually, hot dog, be serious) and think, “yeah, America sucks!…