Spring's hottest tips from my hot and interesting friends

Because when it comes to everything else, I simply can't right now.

The news? I don’t have to tell you, babes, it’s bad!!!! So on this 96 degree (in LA) Tuesday, I turned to my hot and interesting pals—many of whom you no doubt already read on Substack, or should start!!!—to put together a spring guide that has absolutely nothing to do with World War III, gas prices, or Pete Hegseth’s need to maybe just put a paper bag …