Sunday recos + reads

Trump staffers can't get dates, potential alien life, and possibly the best grocery store salsa I've ever had

Hello dear pals and welcome back to Sunday Recos, your guide to impressing people at the water cooler and/or pub trivia this week! I am writing to you from Dallas-Fort Worth Airport (chic, cosmoplitan, she’s a traveler) where I am currently on a layover and sitting on the cleanest part of the floor I could find (nevermind.)

Whatever your beliefs, I hope…