The math ain't mathin because the people doing it are dumb
But at least everyone hates us, too
Welcome back to Hot Tip, my dearest darlings! In his ongoing efforts to show the world America is to be taken seriously, disgraced steak salesman Donald Trump literally tariffed an island full of penguins with zero human inhabitants at 10% last week. A spokespenguin responded: “We are penguins,” and then, “also, the math just doesn’t add up.”
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