They were perfect texts

And why Elmo is not the one wasting your money

Welcome back to Hot Tip, you cutie pies. The world is quite bad, so I’m leaning pretty hard these days into absolutely whatever brings me comfort, sans judgment! Which mostly means a lot of time spent in my robe rewatching Parks and Recreation for the 41st(?) time, baking banana muffins, and doing the New York Times crossword puzzle until I get too frus…