This carpet is war criminal red™️

We brought an evil dictator to America, but at least we got nothing out of it

When it comes to brekky, I like to keep it simple, but this week, a hot new bombshell entered the routine—sheep’s milk halloumi from Trader Joe’s. Apparently, it’s seasonal and they only carry it in the summer, so, much like our legal rights in this country—get it while it lasts!!! (Ed note: This is neither an ad nor a sponsored post, just a moment of g…