Trump is sending Kristi Noem to a farm upstate

Aka Cricket's revenge.

I went to my first LA Kings game (men’s hockey) tonight, and was reminded of two universal truths: 1) the best meal is an overpriced hot dog in an arena, and 2) the pinnacle of human joy is realizing you are on the jumbotron. Five stars for the $25 nosebleed seats, ten stars for referring to it as men’s _________ (sport name) from now on, because I have…