Votes for women, shower pressure + tariff turmoil

Also, the Noah Wyle video to watch on repeat until this presidency and/or the world end

Welcome back to Hot Tip, you cutie pie liberal snowflakes! Donald Trump saw that the stock market got pummeled again today and reacted how any sane president would, with an executive order to increase water pressure in your woke-ass shower. I couldn’t help but be reminded of when honest Abe was faced with ending slavery and reuniting the country, but fi…