We'll always have the cottage

And ahead of World War III, that's what I need right now

Today, in order of importance: Heated Rivalry, Maduro, CBS News fucks up.

Two hot men being vulnerable and tender with each other? In this economy? Yes please. The unadulterated joy that has become my Instagram feed, my group texts, my playlists, my god, did we need this. Between Connor Storrie’s seemingly perfect Russian (that he learned in a week?!!! …