You break it, we all buy it

+ Vasectomies are up, journalistic integrity is down, and the Onion's new enterprise

Welcome back to Hot Tip, the newsletter for readers who are coping right now by just leaving The Holiday on in the background 24/7 like a Nancy Meyers white noise machine.

I’ve just returned from a perfect weekend with friends in Chicago only to turn on CNN and be reminded of the hellscape that is being a person right now, and looking at Jake Tapper’s f…